Happy Holidays

Here I am, Christmas Eve/Christmas Day, tending to parturient ladies.

Don't you envy me? No, really.

Don't you feel bad? I mean, you're probably eating and drinking in excess, having embarrassing situations with your relatives that will most certainly require years of therapy to overcome, and what not. All this while I assist the miracle of BIRTH! You, sleeping on your comfy and warm beds, while I suppress all epicurean desires just to try and give women the most precious gift anyone has given them? That is, an epidural, of course.

Don't you feel like you're wasting you time living a meaningless life, while other people sacrifice their lives in the service o others? Don't you feel like you should DO something for the world? Or at least for those selfless people?

Well, here's what you should do:


WEAR A FRIKIN' CONDOM!


Thank you very much.

Cheers!
Happy Holidays