Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Meet Maggie

Yes, so I replaced my old laptop for my first ever MacBook. She's Maggie, Meet her...


My comments so far:

FUCK YOU people who claim Mac's never have problems

and fuck you damn Self Assigned IP Address that won't allow me to connect to the internet.

I'll post a better picture... sometime soon

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Happy Holidays

Here I am, Christmas Eve/Christmas Day, tending to parturient ladies.

Don't you envy me? No, really.

Don't you feel bad? I mean, you're probably eating and drinking in excess, having embarrassing situations with your relatives that will most certainly require years of therapy to overcome, and what not. All this while I assist the miracle of BIRTH! You, sleeping on your comfy and warm beds, while I suppress all epicurean desires just to try and give women the most precious gift anyone has given them? That is, an epidural, of course.

Don't you feel like you're wasting you time living a meaningless life, while other people sacrifice their lives in the service o others? Don't you feel like you should DO something for the world? Or at least for those selfless people?

Well, here's what you should do:


WEAR A FRIKIN' CONDOM!


Thank you very much.

Cheers!
Happy Holidays

Monday, December 8, 2008

la vida soft

Hoy la vida lo programo todo para que pudiera darle un poco suave, juro que yo no tuve nada que ver

Fuimos a clase en la mañana y luego al hospital. Para cuando llegamos y averiguamos a que consultorio ir ya se habia terminado la consulta.

Como habiamos hecho car pool en mi carro, nos esperamos a que saliera el ultimo mientras freasqueabamos en el hospital saludando gente y luego nos fuimos a desayunar. Justo alado de los tacos hay una galeria El Triunfo, y fuimos a buscar cositas Navideñas. Menseamos un rato y luego cada quien a su casa. Llegando pusimos un moñote en la puerta, todo Navideño. Lei lo de la clase de mañana y me vine a la escuela con TODA la intención de hacer todas las historias que pudiera hasta las 10pm que cierran, con aquello de mi falta de compu. Pero oh, sorpresa, hoy cierran a las 7:45! Muajajaja justo a tiempo para ver Madagascar 2

Yo que queria hacer mil y una cosa... es la vida la que me dice que me detenga un moment y le de suaveeeeeeee

Who am I to question fate?