Saturday, June 7, 2008

Jelous, am I?

Ok, enough of that eerie post. You kind of just have to move on, or this things will get you.

So, for the past 2 or 3 weeks, I've been having weird sleeping schedules. I tend to be up until very late at night, either cause I'm having trouble sleeping, I've sleept through the entire afternoon, or I'm actually studying. Well, around 3 or 4 am, almost every night I've been up, I start hearing noises. The first couple of times I just tried to ignore it, closed the windows and keep doing whatever I was doing, until I finally got intrigued. I opened the window and paid attention to the sounds, and then I realized what that noise was. My neighbors were having sex! And not just any sex, they where either having incredibly good sex or that girl is just one loud gal. They kept going almost without faltering for about an hour, ONE WHOLE HOUR of screaming hot sex!! I was all, you have got to be kidding me. No matter how loud my headphones where, I knew the screaming was still going on. I could not concentrate anymore. I kept thinking, who are these people?

Then I listened a bit more, and even though the girl was very loud and clearly audible, I never heard a second voice. So it's either an incredibly quiet guy (or girl), or this girl got herself a fucking amazing vibrator. I've been trying to figure out which apartment the noise comes from, but its just hard to tell. Still, whenever I see a girl enter any of the potential apartments, I give her the look. Yes, the I-know-what-you've-been-doing-missy look.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROFLOL! I gotta see that look though I imagine it pretty well.

d:ego said...

Hahaha... Oh nooo! Not The Look!

Awesome, at least you can have the comfort that while life is stressful, cars break down (mine it's at a car hospital right now), people die (what a story), and Grey's Anatomy seems nowhere near to real life's rawness... Someone, somewhere (in your case very near) is having awesome sex. Now thrive to make that happy someone be yourself. Ok, indecent advice... whatever... sex makes us happier individuals.